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時間  Thu Apr 24 23:49:43 2008
                                                                               
最近的夢都真實得可怕～傑克布魯克海默先生（亂拼，名編劇家）
請把我收歸writers區吧（毆飛）
                                                                               
做到CSI等級的惡夢←扯CSI只是因為傑克先生（沒記錯的話）這該是LAW＆ORDER等級
一直醒不過來
                                                                               
                                                                               
小寒（。） 說:
囧
（摸摸
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
碰到變態老頭被砍殺
然後反擊之後、還被警方視為兇手
對峙好久警察才搞懂死老頭才是兇手
                                                                               
因為死老頭是某間公司社長，所以一開始我是被當綁架犯處理
差點沒給氣死、我應該可以申請國賠
                                                                               
                                                                               
小寒（。） 說:
嗯...Q_Q
你做的夢都好驚悚（摸摸
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
這次相當真實...
像是警察的角色、追捕的那幾個、他們的上司、使用的槍械、在旁邊待命的救護車、廢棄的火車（場景）在黑暗中大失血時懷疑自己會不會死的那種恐懼
                                                                               
                                                                               
小寒（。） 說:
噢嗚 我最討厭夢到這個（抱抱
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
而且還是被冤枉的（米的那個死老頭才是兇手啊）
還好是HE....那兩位警察老兄終於搞懂了
所以把老闆逮捕移送法辦、把我送上救護車（啊好顛簸）
然後進急診室（後面有ER的感覺）因為很痛我要求麻醉
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
小寒（。） 說:
啊啊我死過兩次。近距離殺過兩次人。感覺都很差Q_Q
噢嗚...（抱抱）還會痛真可憐Q_Q
死了活過來的感覺很怪。
夢裡死了，現實裡活過來了= =
然後你被送醫院之後？（摸摸
                                                                               
                                     

                                         
                                                                               
因為很痛我要求麻醉之後就真的睡了
                                                                               
我是死過N次也殺了很多人/魔物（？）
不過最難過的還是被爆頭的那次、被人爆胸口跟被虐待的那幾次...
                                                                               

最妙的一件事莫過於、
夢中的我是African American, Male，也難怪我會先被當作兇手處理。
                                                                               
啊啊傑克先生！！請給我一份writers的工作如何？（喂）
                                                                               
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推 Alsterra:還加歧視……。囧。